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Don't call me. I won't call you. Let's just text each other like good Americans do. No way! Text, Text, Text, Text, Text, Die! Text, Text, Text, Text, Text, Die! 4 bars, 3 bars, 2 bars, 1. Your cellular telephone is a loaded gun. Pressing send is pulling the trigger. We're all LOL'ing at who's tumor is bigger. Text, Text, Text, Text, Text, Die! Text, Text, Text, Text, Text, Die! Don't call me. I won't call you. Let's just text each other that's what Jesus would do. Real human contact that's what I crave. And your push button lifestyle will lead you to your grave.
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The more you talk the dumber I get. I eat lots of pizza, so I don't fret. Your ignorance is killing my smarts and all this grease is bad for my heart. The next jackass that tries to crack-wise is gonna make me super-size fries. Stuffing myself is all I can do. Stifle your stupid with tons of food. YOU question my diet. I wish you would be quiet. PLEASE get a library card SO I don't become a tub-o-lard. Killing my smarts and all this grease is bad for my heart. The next jackass that tries to crack-wise is gonna make me super-size fries. Stuffing myself is all I can do. Stifle your stupid with tons of food. The more you talk the dumber I get. I eat lots of pizza, so I don't fret. You might ask me why I'm so chubby. The answer is, stupid people make me hungry. You might ask me why I'm so chubby. The answer is, stupid people make me hungry. So hungry. So hungry. LET'S EAT!
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Too Old To Be Posi
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Cupcakes on Monday, drinking everyday. We're gonna thrash, there's no other way. Chocolate frosting, proceed with care. Washed down with whisky, posers beware. I love drama, you love abuse. Party By The Slice drinks gin & juice. Veggie sausage & being nice. We love these things, we're Party By The Slice. Here's to being old. Here's to being single. Here's to having fun. WE FUCKING RULE! Too old to be posi, still young enough to smile.
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